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In Defense Of Rand Paul

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When I was a kid my dad loved the Dodgers. The Brooklyn dodgers. He grew up in Brooklyn and watched his team leave. So ya he talked about it a lot. One of my earliest memories is Kirk Gibson's walkoff. Ron Paul's Dodgers are libertarian ideas, he even named his son after Ayn Rand. I put myself in Rand's shoes. Imagine if people told me Jackie Robinson took the real umps off the field so when Goldman Sachs came to bat they got unlimited at bats and drank all the people's gatorade. Or when BP came up swinging Pee Wee Reese hired an ex oil executive to not count the balls and strikes. And Duke Snider created some nonsense called high frequency trading where he could sell you a bat and right before the transaction goes through... I've totally lost this analogy haven't I? Let's try a different angle...

Who wouldn't go a little crazy in a race against this talented guy? :)


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